[empiricus]

you put the dog in crate with a COPY of your documents.

[cyanydeez]

Your dog has now ordered a hitman to kill you, assume your identity and to live vacariously as a simple bartender at Cheers.

[Sateeshm]

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearin a milk bone underwear

[LostMyLogin]

Sam!

[fooker]

Step 2 -

you put the dog in crate with a COW of your documents

[thenthenthen]

Make it two copies!