I'm keeping it there to remind me to stay defiant against the shittier UI. I'll wait until they can put it on a user switch or create a more readable option for older users. Which will probably be 'never'.
Oh, I was confused why the article was so short and chalked it up to it being some developing story. Turns out there's a "You’ve read your last free article." heading that hides the rest but it's not very obvious that there's an article hiding.