[piranha]

> Rule 5 is often shortened to "write stupid code that uses smart objects".

This is probably the worst use of the word "shortened" ever, and it should be more like "mutilated"?

[andsoitis]

Syntactic sugar is cancer of the semicolon.

[franktankbank]

Tide goes in tide goes out, can't explain that.

[paradox460]

Tide goes in, clean laundry comes out