[therealarmen]

Current title is a bit of a stretch. It hasn't been named the "Best invention of the year" -- it's number 19 out of 26 on a 2012 Best Inventions list.

Not to mention it's presented in a wonderfully agonizing slideshow format, gotta maximize those pageviews!

[hop]

Beating every other invention of 2012: indoor fog machine cloud.

[polemic]

I stopped at the "Motion Activated Screwdriver" (#3).

Some things just don't need inventing.

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Note to self:

1. add WiFi.

2. put it on Kickstarter.

3. profit.