[_kst_]

"I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months."

"Whoever f---ed this up should be stabbed."

"I have excellent news for you."

[capitainenemo]

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/m5f6wv/i_hate_that_s...

[jjk166]

We named the eighth month after a guy whose name was Eight, but October was taken so we called it August instead.