[esperent]

Good for you. But other people are allowed to find things exciting that you don't.

Personally I'd find the idea of thinking screwdriver... Well, weird. But definitely amazing and exciting.

[jasomill]

I find the idea of a thinking screwdriver annoying. Thinking things are difficult to reason about, and tools that are difficult to reason about are frustrating to use.

[tpoacher]

A thinking screwdriver:

"You know what ... screw this."