[mjcohenw]

When I was 14, I had to push the electrons around by hand. It was painful getting clobbered by those massive protons and neutrons. I eventually got around the problem by converting the particles to waves, so that they only tickled.

[olgeni]

When I was 14, time had not yet been discovered so I didn't even know I was 14.

[qw]

When I was 14, I had to create the universe and wait billions of years before it assembled the first computer

[nnnnni]

When I was 14, butterflies.

( http://xkcd.com/378/ )

[johncoogan]

Instantly searched to see if someone posted this... so glad you did.