[DetroitThrow]

I've known people abandon veganism (for vegetarianism) over cheese, since it's such a common ingredient in restaurant food. Butter feels a little less likely.

[Schmerika]

Not if you've ever had good butter* on good bread*.

* - which most American's haven't. I realize this sounds like needless shade, but it's very true.

[ksaj]

Wonderbread is cake. And The Cake Is A Lie.