[AnimalMuppet]

And the follow-up article: https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2022/01/27/scale/

[roxolotl]

The quote at the bottom is great:

You can have a second computer once you've shown you know how to use the first one.

-- Paul Barham, quoted in the COST paper

[alexfoo]

Followed by a quote from Pink Floyd's _Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)_.

_Stand still laddie!_