[devy]

LOL. Same here. But the footer disclaimer and testimonials gave it away immediately:

> "We had 847 AGPL dependencies blocking our acquisition. MalusCorp liberated them all in 3 weeks. The due diligence team found zero license issues. We closed at $2.3B." - Marcus Wellington III, Former CTO, Definitely Real Corp (Acquired)

> © 2024 MalusCorp International Holdings Ltd. Registered in [JURISDICTION WITHHELD].

> This service is provided "as is" without warranty. MalusCorp is not responsible for any legal consequences, moral implications, or late-night guilt spirals resulting from use of our services.

[yonz]

I almost lost it, didn't realize it was satire until I came back to these comments

[gault8121]

This site is not satire. You can actually pay on Stripe and it will create code for you. The site is written with satirical language but it is a real service.

[wjnc]

Satire And Performance Art no less.