[asmodeuslucifer]

Two mushrooms walk into a bar.

The bartender says "You can't come in here."

They say "Oh C'mon we're fun guys!"

[rhdunn]

He looks at the religious statues in the corner and says "the last of your lot ended up destroying Angels!"

[rhdunn]

For those who don't get the joke -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel (destroying angel mushroom)