[thedanbob]

> What does this mean? The computer isn't alive.

But they want you to think of it as alive. They're anthropomorphizing it.

[recursive]

If you stop paying this subscription, this living computer with the googly puppy eyes gets it. You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to your best friend, would you? soft whimpering sounds

[superultra]

We thought we did but we never left the Clippy era did we