[tartoran]

That could work but plenty of quiet heros weren’t promoted for fixing critical bugs.

[recursive]

They fixed it too soon. You have to wait until the effect is visible on someone's dashboard somewhere.

[marcta]

Goodhart's Law strikes again... "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure."

[bluGill]

You have to make sure it doesn't arrive at you before it is on the dashboard. Otherwise you are why it is blowing up the time to fix a bug metric. Unless you can make the problem so obscure other smart people asked to help you can't figure it out thus making you look bad.