[dustractor]

I like steak as much as the next guy but there's no way I'd eat the free "steak" offered to me by someone who owns an ICE facility.

[sebastiennight]

This just in: the facility just got bought by Soylent, LLC. They now offer smoothies as well as free steaks

[red-iron-pine]

that sounds like misery. similar uses of nutraloaf have been ruled cruel and unusual punishment in the prison system

[sebastiennight]

I was sarcastically making a combination of Soylent (the meal replacement company), and its inspiration, the fictional Soylent Green [0], which secretly made its food products from processed human bodies.

[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green