[amelius]

I'm using:

persona: drunken sailor

Because then at least the tone matches the quality of the output and I'm reminded of what I can expect.

[moffkalast]

But then what do you do with it early in the morning?

[amelius]

For starters, shave his belly with a rusty razor, obviously ;)

[dlcarrier]

Does it tend to break out into sea shanties?

[drob518]

Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.

[yunnpp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_k8wYuk8PQ