[salawat]

Mwahahahahaha! Suffer, devs, SUFFER! KNOW MY PAIN!

Ah hem... Welcome to the wonderful world of Quality Assurance, software developing audience. That part of the job, after you yeet your code over the fence, where the job is to bridge the gap between your madness, and the madness of the rest of the business. Here you will find: frustration, an ever present sense the rest of the world is just out to make your life more difficult, a creeping sense of despair, a hot ice pick in the back of your mind every time the language model does something syntactically valid, but completely nonsensical in the real world, the development of an ever increasing time horizon over which you can accurately predict the future, but no one will believe you anyway, a smoldering hatred of the overly confident executive with an over developed capacity for risk tolerance; a desire to run away and start a farm, and finally, a fundamental distrust of everything software, and all the people who write it.

Don't forget your complimentary test framework and swag bag on your way out, and remember, you're here forever. You can try to check out, but you can never leave.