[shafyy]

> No real money is exchanged on this platform. All caßh is fictional, virtual, and entirely made up, much like Deutsche Bahn's timetable.

Sick burn hahaha

[InfinityByTen]

You surely haven't read the whole of it. There's more!

> Sinderella She has to leave the ball by midnight — but her last train was cancelled. Now she roams the platform in glass slippers, waiting for a replacement bus.

[shafyy]

Hahaha, I missed that. Amazing! Great copy writing right there.