[abricq]

> Useful if you need to compile Rust on a shared hosting server from 2008 where the only installed runtime is PHP.

Not sure if it was meant as a joke or not, but this cracked me up

[timw4mail]

The code style seems to be targeting some old version of PHP...but I'm absolutely sure typed properties require a newer version of PHP than existed in 2008. (If I recall correctly, that's around the days of PHP 5.4 or so)