[aleph_minus_one]

I, as a non-native speaker, don't associate this with LLMs, but with corporate advertising texts.

[idle_zealot]

They're basically the same thing. Machine language, just generated by a different kind of machine, one social, the other a transformer model.

[0x38B]

One of the worst places are company "About pages". I've come across new products, some linked here; interested, I click through to the "about us" page, only to find meaningless marketing fluff that tells me zero about the people behind the product. That's a signal to me to close the tab and move on.