[yoyohello13]

How many 9s is GitHub at now? 2?

[jsheard]

If you count every service together, it's deep into one nine.

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

Most individual services have two nines... but not all of them.

[kibwen]

Github proudly boasts an industry-leading seven 9s of uptime. 49.999999%

[nurettin]

They could support up to 10 0.00000000009999999999

[amarant]

Due to a off-by-one error, they are now targeting "five eights". Why else would they migrate to Azure?

[z3ugma]

"78 incidents in last 90 days" per https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

that's....gobsmacking...I knew it was memeably bad but I had no idea it was going so badly

[modeless]

90 day non-degraded uptime of Github Actions is 98.8% if the official numbers can be believed

[Imustaskforhelp]

Github service has a better work life balance than many engineers here...

Octocat (The OG github mascot) has a family that it goes to the park with anytime he wants.

Luckily his boss Microslop, is busy with destroying windows of his house and banning people from its discord server.

[jandrese]

They're going to have to start advertising nine fives of reliability.

[whateveracct]

they were down to a low 1 nine recently