[whalesalad]

The first 6 paragraphs of this post start like this:

    For at least 10 years ...
    For several years, ...
    For a few months...
    For several years, ...
    For a year or so, ...
    For several years, ...

[sunshowers]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphora_(rhetoric)

[simmerup]

I think the repetition is the point

[warpspin]

Exactly. Guess what: I've been on Apple for 26 years. iOS 26 is already a shit show, the new Watch OS even more so, and never ever will I allow it to update my main work platform, my Macbook Pro, to something which promises to be even worse.

[freetonik]

Correct.