[tehwalrus]

the closing comments are much like Dylan Moran's rant about cameras (warning, typical foul language):

  Would you please - stop - taking - pictures - on your 
  tiny - annoying (whispering) fucking camera. This is 
  happening to you in real time, you are having the 
  experience. It's not much point to verify that you 
  were at the event when you're actually here.

(quote taken from http://funnycomedianquotes.com/funny-dylan-moran-jokes-and-q... but I can't seem to link directly to it.)

The quote as I remember it live was slightly different, something about not living your life because you were too busy filming it for youtube.