[nozzlegear]

> like a stupid teenager killing someone's baby by running them over with an e-bike at max speed on a sidewalk around a sharp corner,

Replace e-bike with bike or tricycle and you still have a smushed baby.

[lmm]

Not if the bike goes significantly slower than the e-bike. Which is the whole point.

[nozzlegear]

Idk, I think baby becomes pancake no matter the speed. With my naive understanding of the physics involved, the weight of the teenager and their bike compared to the relatively tiny baby is going to be the deciding factor here.