[coffeefirst]

I got a puppy. Then everyone wanted to talk to my puppy.

[resonious]

Same here but with human children.

[lupire]

How did you get human children?

[johnnyanmac]

Hospital has plenty. The key is coming in after hours.

[lelanthran]

Morgue too, for both assertions above.

(okay, that joke was tasteless, but admit it - you probably giggled before you remembered to be horrified)

[damnitbuilds]

Talking to the right women.