[impure]

It has been speculated that over half of the breakfast in the universe is dark breakfast.

[GuB-42]

Others say we underestimated the importance of a small quantity of eggs and proposed a modified theory that doesn't need dark breakfast.

[tclancy]

Can be confirmed by the fact anytime I eat a diner breakfast I feel more full than can be justified by the weight of the food alone.

[qingcharles]

Yes, Earth could be in a Dark Breakfast Local Minimum. Potentially there are worlds out there where all breakfasts are Dark and their scientists cannot even comprehend the idea of an Egg Singularity.

[Oarch]

By mass, sure - but have you considered delectability?

[mekdoonggi]

Even though it's not delectable by current methods, we can observe dark breakfasts effects on the movement of dietary bodies.

[riskable]

On the darkest day of the year, the dark breakfast can be balanced on its edge.

[BigTTYGothGF]

There's a lot more dark breakfast in the winter time.