[dheera]

What about vegetable-forward breakfasts? Completely not on this chart.

[bigstrat2003]

That's because such breakfasts are forbidden by the Geneva Convention articles, section 23, subsection 8, paragraph 4. It's not one of the more well known provisions, but it does exist, and nobody wants to break international law.

[lucianbr]

> nobody wants to break international law

I was with you up to this point, but my suspension of disbelief has its limits.

[kenty]

Dietary fiber is clearly off charts for OP.