[gnabgib]

No more "golden retriever, Spock, or caveman" from your last post? https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45506054

[Skidaddle]

It was worth another try, given the SNR here is terrible these days, and I'd added some fun features

I just think it's an interesting concept, to make news less shitty/more engaging - what do you think? /shrug

[gnabgib]

Um...

> "Hermione, stop juggling those Bertie Bott’s—listen!"

> “…and I’m tellin’ ya, pardner, I never laid eyes on that ornery varmint,”

> “Team, I just heard about the Great Beige Sweater Incident—my new sister-in-law’s gift got dyed!