[magneticnorth]

Yes, me too. Reading the caveat "– and she would give each pie away" made a lot more sense.

It's a social commitment at least as much as a creative/culinary one, and since there aren't a lot of people you'd want to give a pie minus a slice to, that keeps the extra calories under control.

[bell-cot]

Yep. And if one gives away the "QC Passed" pies - then as your skill improves, you're eating an ever-shrinking fraction of your output.

And you feel like you're growing ever-thinner, as all your friends & neighbors eat more and more pies. ;)

[delichon]

That explains so much. She seems wholesome but is actually a psychopath plotting to look better by surrounding herself with fat people.