[dustycyanide]

hilarious, I'm in the office and had to try pretty hard not to laugh out loud

[pixelpoet]

My goodness, finished all your Jira tickets early this week huh? That's a good boy! [fuzzy scritches and wharrgarbling intensifies]

Honestly I wouldn't mind a bit of that now and then myself, but I guess stable employment will have to do. Or is that only for the vibecoding horses?

[gpvos]

The salary and health benefits are essentially treats.