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by BrokenCogs 119 days ago
Yes but why would a pelican need a helmet? If it falls over it can just fly away... Common sense 1 Gemini 0
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Obviously these domestic pelicans can't fly, otherwise why would they need a bike?
Why would a pelican be riding a bicycle at all, for that matter?
Because the user asked for it