[chrisjj]

> Quick KYC

> Fill out your info and upload an ID.

Wait. Parrots have ID now?

> Get Verified

> Instant identity verification. Most approvals happen in seconds.

How does anyone verify a parrot?

[mathstuf]

I'm sure someone can make a verification parrot too. Why pull yourself up by the bootstraps when you can just strap a rocket engine on your boots instead?

[fc417fc802]

They do if you hand them one (seems like a really bad idea though).

[chrisjj]

Photo won't match, though. Oh wait...

[prerok]

Polly wanna cracker?