[mikkupikku]

This, and also being polite gets better results from both machines and people.

[retired]

With the exception of printers.

[VTimofeenko]

Printers prey specifically on fear. When talking to them, gotta be polite but firm. No more than three threats during the conversation, and the threats have to be credible.

[aix1]

Nah, just allude to Office Space and it'll be a totally different dynamic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8