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by culi 131 days ago
Lmao did they really say it's null-key encrypted?

Unfortunately a very realistic depiction of how many of the brands advertising their security the strongest often have the most ridiculously broken security (flock)

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"Null key" is technobabble, which I appreciate more than an actual real world technology reference which is wrong or gets outdated.
I rewatched recently. That's what he says all right.
He also says "aflongaflongkong". https://youtu.be/0ukMXA0SJaM
He says "What's wrong with a phone call?".
They should have used base64 encryption.
How about ROT13? Ideally applied twice for twice the encryption.
ROT13 is cheap enough that you can afford to apply it many more times. I use one million iterations to store passwords securely.
640k oughtta be enough for anybody.
Md5 encryption would be far superior.
There are performance concerns with base64. Hardware-assisted null-key encryption offers security that's a non-strict superset of base64 encryption and with superior performance.
null-key encryption is write-once, read-never, so you don't have to cache it.
I mean it is technobabble but in some way it is also poetic.
It's funnier than typical technobabble because they're literally saying its not encrypted. The writers knew what they were doing, I'm sure
Or its encrypted with no key meaning theres no way to open it
Lmao did they really say it's null-key encrypted?

You know movies aren't real life, don't you?

Wait until he sees the main character is a super hero
Batman is technically not a super (as in superhuman) hero, though. He's just rich and determined.
Wait till he sees a billionaire sacrificing himself for others.
Technically not a super hero. He's whatever Gotham needs him to be
The Nolan Batman movies are absolutely risible in retrospect. It's hard to believe how seriously everyone took them back then.
Not a single person in the world took any of them "seriously."

They're blockbuster movies about a comic book.

Hah. People absolutely took them seriously and still do. They are pitched as if they're serious important art about issues. People discussed it like it was King Lear.
I mean, one actor took their role so seriously they locked themselves up in hotel room for a month in isolation to prepare for their role as Joker. Many people in film took it seriously.

Just because a piece is fictional or imaginative doesn't mean it can't be taken seriously

You're conflating an actor taking their role seriously to a viewer taking fiction seriously.
Film critics, viewers, media writers, online video essayists, etc all took the films very seriously
They’re good entertainment, not a documentary haha