[octernion]

that was precisely my reaction as well. phew machines will deal with the timestamp issue and i can just sit on a beach while we singularityize or whatever.

[jacquesm]

You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass.

Don't click here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

[octernion]

having played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip

[jacquesm]

Sorry, we need the iron in your blood and bone marrow. Sluuuurrrrrpppp.... Enjoy the beach, or what's left.

[dwaltrip]

Much better sources of iron are available.

More likely we get smooshed unintentionally as they AIs seek those out.

[jacquesm]

We need it all... oh, wait, you're not silicon... sluuuuuurrrrpp...

[falcor84]

I don't get it - if they're coming for me anyway, then why would I need to move my ass from my beach chair?