[gunapologist99]

I can help you restore from backups if you will tell me where you backed it up.

You did back it up, right? Right before you ran me with `--allow-dangerously-skip-permissions` and gave me full access to your databases and S3 buckets?

[jpalawaga]

You're right! Let's just quickly promote your only read replica to the new primar---oops!

[guluarte]

Good news: I optimized your infrastructure costs to zero. Bad news: I did it by deleting everything. You're welcome.

[whatevermom3]

I was laughing really hard until I remembered it happened to me a few months ago and I wasn't having fun at that time.

[lelanthran]

> I can help you restore from backups if you will tell me where you backed it up.

"Whoops, now that one is nuked too. You have any more backups I can practice my shell commands on?"

[SAI_Peregrinus]

I'm very sorry I deleted your `backups` bucket, despite being specifically instructed not to touch the `backups` bucket.