[SunshineTheCat]

"Why my MRR ARR LTV ARPU and DAU Skyrocketed and my CAC Plummeted (and How Yours Can Too), Lessons from the LinkedIn Apocalypse"

[sshine]

Oh, the LinkedPocalypse of early 2026. I remember this time fondly as my family huddled around the campfire in the living room as we watched, for a glimpse, all humanity fade and return and fade and return as a broken light bulb that would flicker, not knowing its time was up.

“Why don’t you just watch tv?” you might ask. Can’t. Service update bricked my Samsung TV’s wifi capability.