[digiown]

There's an open source implementation that does something similar but for a more specific use case: https://github.com/apernet/tcp-brutal

There's gotta be a less antisocial way though. I'd say using BBR and increasing the buffer sizes to 64 MiB does the trick in most cases.

[tclancy]

Have you tried searching for "tcp-kind"?

[Onavo]

Looks unmaintained.

Can we throw a bunch of AI agents at it? This sounds like a pretty tightly defined problem, much better than wasting tokens on re-inventing web browsers.