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by simondotau 149 days ago
Consider the first star as an award for technically qualifying as a “movie” in much the same way as tree bark qualifies as food.
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It’s actually the pith between the bark and the sapwood that is edible.
If you don't die within 1-2 weeks of watching a movie, it surely deserves at least 2 out of 10 stars.