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God this fuckign hurts to read

The Subheading! Here's why it matters: - Five sentences - Three Sentences - Five More Sentences

The abbreviated point you were trying to reach - it only took fifteen minutes!

[treetalker]

The title is bad enough: the weapon that captured Maduro?

"We went to fire our missles but then, all of a sudden, the US military made us read posts on Medium and then it felt like our brains were rattling and we started bleeding out of our nostrils."