[anileated]

Even if you remember the times of iPod, you can safely say you're less than one light year old.

[captainnemo729]

yeah it's actually depressing. based on the odometer's math (~850km/s), you hit the 1 Light Year mark around your 353rd birthday.

[netsharc]

You're measuring time using a unit of distance...

[captainnemo729]

fair point. i'm taking some poetic license with spacetime.

treating 'distance traveled' as a proxy for age since we're all stuck on the same rock moving at the same speed.