[pinnochio]

I realize 'midtagonist' is a standard sloppy internet neologism, but technically it should be 'midagonist', or maybe 'mesagonist' to keep it fully Greek.

(And yes, I'm delightful at parties.)

[Intermernet]

I appreciate the pedantism, and I'm sure I would happily spend hours at parties discussing similar inanities with you :-)