[NetMageSCW]

Stop trying to make Kessler syndrome a thing. Kessler syndrome isn’t a thing, and it will never be a thing.

PS The original paper expects the cascade to take decades to centuries. No one can afford to shoot down Starlink except SpaceX.

[pixelpoet]

Stop trying to boss people around, and just make your point with some citations.

[abdusco]

It's a reference to the "stop trying to make fetch happen" meme from the movie Mean Girls.

[pixelpoet]

Ah, so I should have replied with "Yeahhh bitch, science!", because that's a reference to the Breaking Bad meme? That's how we're discussing things now?