[ryandrake]

I think if one's readers need an "ironic euphemism decoder glossary" just to understand the message, it could use a little re-writing.

[layer8]

It was perfectly understandable to me. Maybe cultural differences? You seem to be American, OP Portuguese, and myself European as well.

[superb_dev]

I’m American and it made sense

[ashirviskas]

Another European chiming in, I enjoyed OPs article.