[ecb_penguin]

Now is the best time in history to commit federal crimes. Just make sure you have an extra $2m for a pardon and you can do anything you want.

You could probably even pre-pay the bribe and avoid being charged altogether.

[CamperBob2]

When the coin in coffer rings, a scumbag crook from prison springs!

Sometimes more than once: https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/17/politics/sweeping-use-of-clem...