[AdrienPoupa]

I gotta admit you had me thinking this was serious until the `Remove lockfiles` section ;)

[coryrc]

Not "you can always rewrite it yourself in Rust over a weekend"?

[gpm]

"If it has been mass maintained by some random person in Nebraska since 2003, that is battle-tested infrastructure." comes before that.

[doodlesdev]

I stopped there and had to read the answers to my comment to find out and revisit it. In hindsight, this is absolutely hilarious. Might be one of my new favorite pieces of software satire (because of how realistic, albeit absurd, it is).