[OptionOfT]

My wife: 5'5": https://imgur.com/a/CVFDb0D

Not to mention the amount of stones they kick up. In AZ if your truck has a suspension lift, you're supposed to have mudflaps. But that law (and many other vehicle laws) is not enforced.

[Rendello]

Being from rural Canada, I prefer the truck and snowmobile sizes of the 90s (but not their emissions, it's hard to breath when they drive by). All the options are so big now.

Also, you may be married to Medjed:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medjed#/media/File:Medjed.svg

[OptionOfT]

I am not married to an Egyptian deity! But never the less, she's amazing.

Since you're from Canada, what do you think about this one:

https://imgur.com/a/0pxeXVF

Same wife (maybe even same shoes?) / Egyptian deity.

[Rendello]

> I am not married to an Egyptian deity!

I'm sure you know her better than me, but I'm not convinced it's not a Clark Kent-esque disguise. He takes his glasses off and he's obviously Superman, have you ever seen her in heavy Egyptian eyeliner? It might clear things up. Also, if she ever smites things by "shooting with her eyes", that's a pretty good tell.

As for that vehicle, it strikes awe and fear into me. Like it wants to eat me. A less threatening but equally whimsical vehicle is the Bombardier B12 from the 40s:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/1949-Bom...

[tanjtanjtanj]

I see SO many illegally modified trucks and I've never seen or heard of someone getting in trouble or failing inspection for them. It boggles my mind every time I see a car with tires extending half a foot on either side of the cabin veering here and there, making their presence everyone else's problem.

[kube-system]

The vast majority of US states do not require safety inspections.

[tanjtanjtanj]

Mine did until recently, which is the only state relevant to my comment.