[SecretDreams]

> Even a developmentally disabled human tends to be significantly more complex than a stopped clock so the analogy doesn't work well.

I think it works perfectly, honestly. Maybe moreso after the above statement.

> Do you give out a cookie for the computer that works really well at serving content over port 80 despite it sucks for anything you enjoy?

No, I do not. Nor does the server ask for a cookie. It just does its job consistently without making a fuss. If governments could do that bare minimum thing, the world would be a better place.