[BLKNSLVR]

I appreciate the nod to whole milk because 'lite' milk is, well, Nick Offerman said it best as Ron from Parks and Recreation:

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: Skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk"

[NewJazz]

You know that character is a joke, right?

[BLKNSLVR]

Yeah, but that particular line rings true for me because I've used similar hyperbole when describing lite milk in comparison to real / whole milk.

If you can't tell the difference, then it's been a long time since you've had whole milk.