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When even an old independently wealthy dude whose favourite pupil thought some people are slaves by nature is too "woke", who can we teach? Dick and Jane?

(oh, I see the problem now; they're supposed to be implied to be, by strategic omission, old independently wealthy slave-owning dudes who were into the flute girls?)

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  PHILOSOPHY 101
  by Gray and Sharp

  See Dick.
  Dick thinks about people.
  See Jane.
  Jane thinks about events.
  See Spot.
  Spot keeps a close eye on the two intellectuals.