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by 01HNNWZ0MV43FF 173 days ago
If it's Italian, it's pasta.

If they have 3 names or a middle initial and sound old, they're a politician.

If they have a suspiciously common name, they're a comedy actor.

If they have two names and they're old, they're a writer. If they're young, they're a cartoonist.